Two
Polyvinyl Records
March 25, 2013
4.9
Owls
(not to be mistaken with Owl, from LA) was first formed during 2001
in Chicago out of a former project named Cap'n Jazz. Tim Kinsella,
Mike Kinsella, Victor Villarreal, and Sam Zurick promptly released
one album and broke up after a year to pursue other music. They only
just now reformed, coinciding with the return of Zurick to Chicago,
to capitalize on the incredibly deep and abiding love people had for
Owls, after their self-titled debut in 2001. Apparently unsatisfied
with the high level of thought involved in releasing a self-titled
album, they decided to name this attempt Two.
Don't
bother remembering any of this, unless you're boning up for a trivia
night, because this album isn't going to be remembered. While the
somewhat breathless press release goes to GREAT LENGTHS to convey
just how many artistic disputes and the great amount drama (18
months! CANCELLED PRACTICES! COLLABORATING CIVILLY... wait) the band
somehow overcame in the process of writing and recording Two,
the actual delivered product is lacking emotional core and completely
fails to deliver anything memorable (except the remarkably
under-delivered and painfully compressed line "Oh No, Don't
smash the bag of pretzels". Because that is funny). Don't expect
this reunion to last long -- reading between the lines of the album
announcement, it's pretty clear these guys can't stand each other.
Okay,
so now we're reviewing Two, from Owls. Their second album in
thirteen years, this is going to be a great band for hipsters.
Perfectly obscure, with entirely forgettable music and
incomprehensible lyrics guarantees that nobody else will ever have
heard of them in a year's time. There are promising elements here --
some good hooks, some interesting melodies, and even the occasional
meaningful, funny, or interesting lyric. Unfortunately, Owls never
manages to combine those at any point -- if the lyrics are
interesting, the song will have wandered off into a bland musical
prairie. By the time the music finds itself again, the lyrics are
back to pretzels.
The
album starts off with promise, which is almost immediately taken out
back of the shed and shot. An interesting intro proves to simply be
the entirety of the track. The cover pretty much establishes the trend
of the rest of the album -- tiny, tasty bits that are left uncooked.
Owls
sound will be familiar to anybody who listened to
alternative/emo/whatthehellever from the early-mid 90s to the
early-mid 2000s. Likely because their other album came out right
around then. These tracks could be cleaned up and sit comfortably
next to the forgettable tracks on a Stroke 9 album, or the Urge, or
any number of other bands of the day.
Lyrically,
Two doesn't have much consistency. Singer Kinsella (not to be
confused with his brother, Not Singer Kinsella) (aka Tim) often seems
unaware of the song he's singing along to, happily smashing together
syllables and mangling pace to "fit" long phrases to the
music. This is perhaps most apparent on "Oh No, Don't...",
which also illustrates Kisella's unwillingness to convey emotion in his
singing. The flat delivery saps any emotional impact the music and
lyrics would otherwise demand.
The
listening experience is vastly improved by imaginging that this is in
fact Derek Zoolander's Band for Kids Who Don't Music Good and Want to
do Other Stuff Good Too. At least that way the pointless and grasping
lyrics acquire a certain poignancy. Owls urgently wants you to feel
the noise, but the images evoked throughout Two are laughably
pointless and uninspired. Kinsella's flat delivery and seeming need
to cram in extra syllables squeezes out what little emotion may have
been found, leaving nothing behind but a mental image of Blue
Steel... or perhaps MAGNUM.